whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
grapewallofchina: your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting you’re welcome
witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here” #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity: the-alchemist-ed: think twice Yahoo— think. twice. For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.